More random stuff I've learned in life

61. People your age look older than you think you look
62. There will always be something in your life that can stand improvement
63. No matter how long you've lived there.. as long as the majority of people remember when you moved there.. you're not a local.
64. Especially if you're from the north and you move to the south
65. Even if you have an uncle that coached at ole Miss
66. People being nice to your face are not necessarily nice people
67. When celebrities die, the world makes a big deal about it
68. When someone close to you dies, the world doesn't make a big deal of it
69. Even though it is a big deal to you
70. Life is short, live like it matters
71. Even though puppies are cute, they are and will be a big PAIN
72. Babies are also cute
73. When you want to be pregnant, it will seem everyone around you is pregnant or has a newborn.
74. Friends are priceless, no matter if they are close or far away
75. The best friends are the ones that time and space don't matter when you get back together
76. The morning you HAVE to get up and the Alarm HAVE to go off, there is a chance you will loose power in the night and the clock not go off.
77. Clocks that have battery back up only work when you have batteries in them and those batteries work
78. Those new clocks that re-set themselves do not get daylight savings time changes right.
79. Cell phones with alarms make pretty good alarm clocks if you put them far enough from the bed that you can't turn it off in your sleep
80. Sometimes you might try to answer the phone when it's alarm goes off.
81. Despite what the movies show, it is very rare for a woman's water to break in public.
82. Even if it does break, it's not the huge drama scene that calls for the immediate boiling of water and clean sheets.
83. Even with 80 channels on TV there can be nothing worthy of watching
84. It is hard to sleep when your husband isn't home
85. It is hard to sleep when your kid gets nose to nose with you while you're sleeping and sticks her fingers up your nose.
86. I guess I prefer kids waking in the night and knowing where they are opposed to waiting for teens to come home.
87. Morning comes early when you can't sleep at night
88. It is hard to sleep when you're sitting on the couch with a computer on your lap

And with that bit o wisdom, I'm going to bed :-)