Really. Don't get me wrong, I use you. Alot. But really I can't stand what you've turned people into.
You go from someone complaining about something at home to blogging about it, perhaps as a guest blog somewhere and suddenly there are 400 comments saying "you're right, that's terrible" when really.. it wasn't. I mean seriously does it REALLY make that big a deal if your shade of red wasn't the one you wanted sort of thing? Did that "friend" really do such a terrible thing that it needed to be posted online and be validated that that person is indeed a terrible person in their eyes?
As you might be able to tell, I'm in a mood. And no, it isn't that time of the month. I had gotten online to look something up, some "article" caught my eye and I realize there are entire sites dedicated to cattiness. Cattiness of all sorts of varieties. There are the cats that complain about those with too many kids, the cats that complain about single people, the cats that nit pick everything with a pulse around them... and we seem drawn in to it. We rally around this crap.
It's just nauseating to see these dens of malcontent spurring each other on to more malcontent. Seriously. Pick a topic. Anything. Google (Bing or whatever search engine you want) it and find a forum, blog or article complaining about it. Better yet. Pick a public persona or TV show. If you're not picking anything find something that has to do with moms, mommies or pregnant people.
Suddenly I see how people have blog "giveaways" and reviews. As a business owner I'd gotten hundreds of requests for giveaway items and a promise of a review. So if I wanted to make sure I had good blog posts out there, you essentially have to put it out there with that sort of bribe. Frankly I didn't get it at the time. I mean really anyone with a blog (and as you can tell from this blog ANYONE can start one on anything) can say "hey, I have a blog called Swirley Smiles and Giggles and I love your product and want to do a review. Can you donate an item to review and one to giveaway? A link to my blog is here"
Oh. great Idea. I think I'll do that.
"Dear Volkswagon, I really love your TDI's. I'd love to do a review of them on my blog "Everything Sunshine and Roses". Would you be willing to donate a new 2012 TDI, in white, with seating for 6 or more, for me to review and one for a giveaway for my 6 million readers? Thank you!"
Seriously. Some of the requests were extremely specific. But, hey, can't fault them for trying. Well. I did. But, anyhow.......
I'll let you know if I get my new TDI for a giveaway. But I wouldn't give away your current mode of transportation.
Friday, April 27, 2012
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Not everything is sunshine and roses
Lest you get that impression from my absence here online that it is. We've skirted a few disasters and have stumbled through life the past few weeks.
Work is just... well... there are alot of mixed feelings there and I'm just not sure about it. Frankly, if it was just about the money I think I could make more with the diaper thing if I was willing to do it full time. But the lag time between ordering and making money is pretty much a year so that's kinda out of the question. That and I swore I would NEVER EVER do another move with inventory from behemoth of a business again.
Not that I see a move in our immediate future. But you never can tell with us. In fact at the rate we're acquiring farm animals and their accessories you'd swear we weren't ever going to move. As it is, the duck needs to move on to his new home now that he can walk. I should be listing him on Craigslist now. Instead I'm here. The problem with him being able to walk now is that he's going to be that much harder to catch, put in a box and give him away. With the broken leg and injured wing he wasn't going anywhere fast when we picked him up and brought him here.
Not that he could fly, even if he wanted to. He's the non flying kind of duck. Yeah. you read that right- does.not.fly. Although when I brought him home, I was thinking "well, when he's healed, he'll just fly off to some happy place with a lake or something" but once we did our research on him, we know know that domestic Pekin ducks can't fly. They're too fat and been breed to be raised on farms, not in the wild. The reality is the duck is going because he's a boy and really not all that useful other than entertainment/ambiance and pooping on the patio.
And this duck is getting fatter by the day he's here. Because the boy loves bread and bread crusts and I have 3 kids who have gone on strike from eating said bread crusts.. so he eats them. Usually out of someone's hand. Although not mine today since I tried to catch him yesterday- he hasn't forgiven me for that yet, apparently.
On the rest of the farm front area, we managed to hatch 2 chicks from the fertile eggs we got. Unfortunately our broody hen decided to die 1/2 way through the incubation period so we didn't get the hatch rate we were hoping for. Broody is when the hen decides she's going to sit on eggs to hatch them. Our hens usually could care less about their eggs once they announce to the world that they just laid one.
But of course running a brooder for only 2 chick isn't great use of our resources so we have 4 more under there now. I think we might have an illness here. 2 of them are supposed to be show chickens that Sonia can show for the 4H this year- if I can find out how to sign her up.
And because.. well.. just because...Kayla shares ALL our craziness with her teacher, we'd talked to Kayla's teacher about the eggs hatching thing and said "hey, wanna hatch them in your room?" and so they are. Potentially 25 of them. Quail that is. Of course I mixed up the hatch/incubation times so there's a chance that they'll hatch over the weekend and no one will see it happen (argh. figures)
So the grand total thus far is 5 laying hens, 12 quail, 6 chicks, 1 duck, 25 cooking eggs, 1 duck and a partridge in a pear tree. Humm.. actually I wonder where I can get a partridge and what you'd do with it.
Oh dear. I should not have googled that. They're like quail. I *could* raise them. And that is how we end up with a petting zoo of feathered animals. I'm ready for things with fur. I think.
On the kid front, we had back to school night this week. I'm still not sure what back to school night is supposed to be, but it's an open house of sorts where the kids and their parents go into the student's room and see the artwork on the walls, etc. In Kayla's room the theme on their theme wall was eggs. As in hatching them. I'm holding my breath that the kids haven't asked for a detailed description from Kayla about the difference between fertile and non-fertile eggs but she's use those words alot in her trying to educate her class on the egg thing. I'm not sure she even understands it more than "you need a rooster to have baby chicks."
Joey's classroom has the over achieving teacher who had a clip board and check list for the student to review with their parents. And the room was decorated ALOT like hours of work. She had the kids bring in a change of clothes and shoes and stuffed them with crumpled paper and put them in their seats, too. I'm not sure where the paper came from because among the newspaper in "Joey's" pants was someone's mortgage paperwork. I'm guessing a paper recycling bin and part of me wanted to mail the paperwork back to the address listed and say "you really want this stuff out for others to see?" but then decided "heck, they recycled it, so can I" and just tossed it into our recycling bin.
Soina. Well. Sonia's bright. She tests well. IF she can concentrate on the test long enough to finish it. I forsee looming bigger issues and probably Ritalin in her future. She's testing off the charts, still, but she's dropping points. For the third quarter in a row, now, I think. He teacher is nice and been very patient with her, and he's been teaching a while so I'm hoping he's being so laid back about her "forgetting" her homework all the time and completing nothing in class is from his experience and not from his lack of wanting to try to tackle the elephant in the room. She's not disruptive, she just scribbles instead of writing answers until time runs out. I had been thinking she just didn't know the answers, so we'd been working on her math facts alot but in reality it's just that the squirrels in her head can't seem to stop long enough for her brain to communicate to her fingers that the answer to 5x5 is 25 and write the number 25 on the paper.
Of course her father and I have our own squirrel issues, so it's not like we don't know what's going on.
Speaking of squirrels, we are once again loosing the ground squirrel (which his bushy tail and all) war. Dang things dug up and ate my seed potatoes this year, ate through my basket with other seed potatoes in it and keep picking my strawberries. Larry has been out with the bb gun but it seems to do nothing to them and dreams of using something with a .22 caliber bullet on them. This of course is illegal here so we won't. But I'm kinda wondering how many cats I would need to liberate in the back woods to take care of the squirrel problem and at what rate would I need to replace them because the coyotes ate them? And would they put a big dent in the rabbits back there, because I kinda like the rabbits. And then I can't let the quail run free in the yard, either. Of course the last time I tried that he decided he liked the shed better, afterall. And the time a baby quail got loose he sat on the patio peeping til I found and caught him. Oh, yeah. They can't fly, either. They take big jumps flapping their wings, but they are also flightless birds and I don't think they can get more than 3 feet off the ground.
Well, it's getting late here in crazy game bird land. Feel free to visit. We'll leave the light on for you and all.
Work is just... well... there are alot of mixed feelings there and I'm just not sure about it. Frankly, if it was just about the money I think I could make more with the diaper thing if I was willing to do it full time. But the lag time between ordering and making money is pretty much a year so that's kinda out of the question. That and I swore I would NEVER EVER do another move with inventory from behemoth of a business again.
Not that I see a move in our immediate future. But you never can tell with us. In fact at the rate we're acquiring farm animals and their accessories you'd swear we weren't ever going to move. As it is, the duck needs to move on to his new home now that he can walk. I should be listing him on Craigslist now. Instead I'm here. The problem with him being able to walk now is that he's going to be that much harder to catch, put in a box and give him away. With the broken leg and injured wing he wasn't going anywhere fast when we picked him up and brought him here.
Not that he could fly, even if he wanted to. He's the non flying kind of duck. Yeah. you read that right- does.not.fly. Although when I brought him home, I was thinking "well, when he's healed, he'll just fly off to some happy place with a lake or something" but once we did our research on him, we know know that domestic Pekin ducks can't fly. They're too fat and been breed to be raised on farms, not in the wild. The reality is the duck is going because he's a boy and really not all that useful other than entertainment/ambiance and pooping on the patio.
And this duck is getting fatter by the day he's here. Because the boy loves bread and bread crusts and I have 3 kids who have gone on strike from eating said bread crusts.. so he eats them. Usually out of someone's hand. Although not mine today since I tried to catch him yesterday- he hasn't forgiven me for that yet, apparently.
On the rest of the farm front area, we managed to hatch 2 chicks from the fertile eggs we got. Unfortunately our broody hen decided to die 1/2 way through the incubation period so we didn't get the hatch rate we were hoping for. Broody is when the hen decides she's going to sit on eggs to hatch them. Our hens usually could care less about their eggs once they announce to the world that they just laid one.
But of course running a brooder for only 2 chick isn't great use of our resources so we have 4 more under there now. I think we might have an illness here. 2 of them are supposed to be show chickens that Sonia can show for the 4H this year- if I can find out how to sign her up.
And because.. well.. just because...Kayla shares ALL our craziness with her teacher, we'd talked to Kayla's teacher about the eggs hatching thing and said "hey, wanna hatch them in your room?" and so they are. Potentially 25 of them. Quail that is. Of course I mixed up the hatch/incubation times so there's a chance that they'll hatch over the weekend and no one will see it happen (argh. figures)
So the grand total thus far is 5 laying hens, 12 quail, 6 chicks, 1 duck, 25 cooking eggs, 1 duck and a partridge in a pear tree. Humm.. actually I wonder where I can get a partridge and what you'd do with it.
Oh dear. I should not have googled that. They're like quail. I *could* raise them. And that is how we end up with a petting zoo of feathered animals. I'm ready for things with fur. I think.
On the kid front, we had back to school night this week. I'm still not sure what back to school night is supposed to be, but it's an open house of sorts where the kids and their parents go into the student's room and see the artwork on the walls, etc. In Kayla's room the theme on their theme wall was eggs. As in hatching them. I'm holding my breath that the kids haven't asked for a detailed description from Kayla about the difference between fertile and non-fertile eggs but she's use those words alot in her trying to educate her class on the egg thing. I'm not sure she even understands it more than "you need a rooster to have baby chicks."
Joey's classroom has the over achieving teacher who had a clip board and check list for the student to review with their parents. And the room was decorated ALOT like hours of work. She had the kids bring in a change of clothes and shoes and stuffed them with crumpled paper and put them in their seats, too. I'm not sure where the paper came from because among the newspaper in "Joey's" pants was someone's mortgage paperwork. I'm guessing a paper recycling bin and part of me wanted to mail the paperwork back to the address listed and say "you really want this stuff out for others to see?" but then decided "heck, they recycled it, so can I" and just tossed it into our recycling bin.
Soina. Well. Sonia's bright. She tests well. IF she can concentrate on the test long enough to finish it. I forsee looming bigger issues and probably Ritalin in her future. She's testing off the charts, still, but she's dropping points. For the third quarter in a row, now, I think. He teacher is nice and been very patient with her, and he's been teaching a while so I'm hoping he's being so laid back about her "forgetting" her homework all the time and completing nothing in class is from his experience and not from his lack of wanting to try to tackle the elephant in the room. She's not disruptive, she just scribbles instead of writing answers until time runs out. I had been thinking she just didn't know the answers, so we'd been working on her math facts alot but in reality it's just that the squirrels in her head can't seem to stop long enough for her brain to communicate to her fingers that the answer to 5x5 is 25 and write the number 25 on the paper.
Of course her father and I have our own squirrel issues, so it's not like we don't know what's going on.
Speaking of squirrels, we are once again loosing the ground squirrel (which his bushy tail and all) war. Dang things dug up and ate my seed potatoes this year, ate through my basket with other seed potatoes in it and keep picking my strawberries. Larry has been out with the bb gun but it seems to do nothing to them and dreams of using something with a .22 caliber bullet on them. This of course is illegal here so we won't. But I'm kinda wondering how many cats I would need to liberate in the back woods to take care of the squirrel problem and at what rate would I need to replace them because the coyotes ate them? And would they put a big dent in the rabbits back there, because I kinda like the rabbits. And then I can't let the quail run free in the yard, either. Of course the last time I tried that he decided he liked the shed better, afterall. And the time a baby quail got loose he sat on the patio peeping til I found and caught him. Oh, yeah. They can't fly, either. They take big jumps flapping their wings, but they are also flightless birds and I don't think they can get more than 3 feet off the ground.
Well, it's getting late here in crazy game bird land. Feel free to visit. We'll leave the light on for you and all.
Friday, April 20, 2012
Pictures!!
Or lack thereof has been on my mind this month.
You see.. wayy back when we lived in VA I had a computer without enough memory to put my picture on it. And left them on my SD card.
And now that I'm looking for said pictures I realize that SD card was taken with my stolen camera. And the few pictures I had on my computer really aren't quite enough to fill a scrap book. And sure, I put a few up here, but alot of those weren't scrap book sorts of picture, I think.
And to top it off.. we had a home server. That's past tense. It died. Larry resurrected it enough to transfer the pictures to a new home server. And this week that one died. He's been kinda busy this week and hasn't tried to resurrect it enough to save my beloved pictures.
So right now I have... uh. the twins early pictures on CD and 2011 and up.
I'm taking deep breaths and trying not to freak out about this.
And I had a little voice in my head say "hey, you should back this stuff up on CD" and had started that process but that's when the server died.
ARGH!
So.. if you (ahem, mom and dad) have pictures of us I'd greatly appreciate a CD of them at some point. Otherwise I guess I'll just have to find some random pictures online and tell the kids that's what they looked like when they were little. Think it'll work?
You see.. wayy back when we lived in VA I had a computer without enough memory to put my picture on it. And left them on my SD card.
And now that I'm looking for said pictures I realize that SD card was taken with my stolen camera. And the few pictures I had on my computer really aren't quite enough to fill a scrap book. And sure, I put a few up here, but alot of those weren't scrap book sorts of picture, I think.
And to top it off.. we had a home server. That's past tense. It died. Larry resurrected it enough to transfer the pictures to a new home server. And this week that one died. He's been kinda busy this week and hasn't tried to resurrect it enough to save my beloved pictures.
So right now I have... uh. the twins early pictures on CD and 2011 and up.
I'm taking deep breaths and trying not to freak out about this.
And I had a little voice in my head say "hey, you should back this stuff up on CD" and had started that process but that's when the server died.
ARGH!
So.. if you (ahem, mom and dad) have pictures of us I'd greatly appreciate a CD of them at some point. Otherwise I guess I'll just have to find some random pictures online and tell the kids that's what they looked like when they were little. Think it'll work?
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Yep it's been forever.
Again.
A quick summary if you're not on Facebook (which despite my privacy and big brother government reservations... I still use. Because it has an app) we took a vacation. A real live vacation. And while we did technically visit family on this vacation, the purpose of it was just to travel and see stuff. And touch it.
One of the cool things about traveling with little to no plans is that there isn't a hotel reservation to get to or an objective to arrive at by x day.. so when we to got Las Vegas to rent a trailer and decided that wasn't in our best interest after all.. instead of heading north as originally planned, we headed south west to see the Grand Canyon.
The other cool thing was when we wanted to get off the road and explore and touch the cool rocks and stuff.. we did. It took alot of the monotony of travel out of long travel that first 2 days.
And Larry and I (more emphasis on the Larry part) are pros at driving at all hours, and infact have pulled a few overnight trips since having kids, so with pillows, blankets and enough snacks to feel a village in Mexico we can travel as long as we can stand it. That also helped with the flexibility.
The not so great stuff... because we didn't have the trailer, we did end up having to find hotels along the way. And there are some places of this great big country that the next hotel is 9o miles away... but having "smart" phone, a AAA guide with hotels listed and an atlas helped. Alot. Of course we got the Atlas 4 states into our trip when we realized that
a. yes. in 12 years roads to change. Particularly the one that used to go over the Hoover dam.
b. Cell service is not a right and in most of utah and idaho it's not even a privilege
c. Dance moms. Google it. Apparently it's a big phenomenom which books up hotels in the middle of no where. We hit 3 towns with big dance things going on, thus limited vacancy and not the affordable sort of vacancy.
But overall it was a once in a lifetime trip.
In other news. Easter came and went, we had company. It was fun and I think we should do it more often. In fact I'm thinking monthly or twice monthly. Maybe not AS many people but a few would be great.
Our petting zoo is now hatching chickens, fancy 4-h kinds, apparently. I went to work and came home to Larry and the kids with fertile eggs they got from Craigslist. We tried liberating one of our quail who decided the wild was just too wild for him and found his way back into the shed hanging out under the cages. Goats keep getting mentioned but I'm just not there yet. And considering we live on 1/10 of an acre our animal menagerie is going to be somewhat limited by space. Actually 1/10 might be an exaggeration, it's probably less.
Work's been going ok. Most days I think it's ok, but some days I think "And I thought I missed THIS?!!???!!!" But, hey... I'm back at work, I'm working towards that stupid furnishing number hours and will be able to re-qualify for board certification.. So what could be bad about that?
And as much as I have stories I want to share about the horrors I've seen at work... I've been reading about blogs and such getting people in trouble when they share stuff about their patients.. HIPPA and all that.. so you'll just have to guess at all the fun I've been having. And then some because at least 1/2 my day is in Spanish. HA. And my parents thought Latin was the better language to take in high school. But I guess their crystal ball of my future did not include my working in a free clinic in the area of US that could pass for parts of Mexico. Viva la Vida!!
A quick summary if you're not on Facebook (which despite my privacy and big brother government reservations... I still use. Because it has an app) we took a vacation. A real live vacation. And while we did technically visit family on this vacation, the purpose of it was just to travel and see stuff. And touch it.
One of the cool things about traveling with little to no plans is that there isn't a hotel reservation to get to or an objective to arrive at by x day.. so when we to got Las Vegas to rent a trailer and decided that wasn't in our best interest after all.. instead of heading north as originally planned, we headed south west to see the Grand Canyon.
The other cool thing was when we wanted to get off the road and explore and touch the cool rocks and stuff.. we did. It took alot of the monotony of travel out of long travel that first 2 days.
And Larry and I (more emphasis on the Larry part) are pros at driving at all hours, and infact have pulled a few overnight trips since having kids, so with pillows, blankets and enough snacks to feel a village in Mexico we can travel as long as we can stand it. That also helped with the flexibility.
The not so great stuff... because we didn't have the trailer, we did end up having to find hotels along the way. And there are some places of this great big country that the next hotel is 9o miles away... but having "smart" phone, a AAA guide with hotels listed and an atlas helped. Alot. Of course we got the Atlas 4 states into our trip when we realized that
a. yes. in 12 years roads to change. Particularly the one that used to go over the Hoover dam.
b. Cell service is not a right and in most of utah and idaho it's not even a privilege
c. Dance moms. Google it. Apparently it's a big phenomenom which books up hotels in the middle of no where. We hit 3 towns with big dance things going on, thus limited vacancy and not the affordable sort of vacancy.
But overall it was a once in a lifetime trip.
In other news. Easter came and went, we had company. It was fun and I think we should do it more often. In fact I'm thinking monthly or twice monthly. Maybe not AS many people but a few would be great.
Our petting zoo is now hatching chickens, fancy 4-h kinds, apparently. I went to work and came home to Larry and the kids with fertile eggs they got from Craigslist. We tried liberating one of our quail who decided the wild was just too wild for him and found his way back into the shed hanging out under the cages. Goats keep getting mentioned but I'm just not there yet. And considering we live on 1/10 of an acre our animal menagerie is going to be somewhat limited by space. Actually 1/10 might be an exaggeration, it's probably less.
Work's been going ok. Most days I think it's ok, but some days I think "And I thought I missed THIS?!!???!!!" But, hey... I'm back at work, I'm working towards that stupid furnishing number hours and will be able to re-qualify for board certification.. So what could be bad about that?
And as much as I have stories I want to share about the horrors I've seen at work... I've been reading about blogs and such getting people in trouble when they share stuff about their patients.. HIPPA and all that.. so you'll just have to guess at all the fun I've been having. And then some because at least 1/2 my day is in Spanish. HA. And my parents thought Latin was the better language to take in high school. But I guess their crystal ball of my future did not include my working in a free clinic in the area of US that could pass for parts of Mexico. Viva la Vida!!
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