Things I never imagined I'd say

Much less with the frequency I say them:

• If you pooped, can you please flush?!
• If you pooped, can you please wipe?!
• If you need to go potty, GO, (don't sit here telling me about it dancing and holding yourself)
  
• if your brother spit it out, you cannot eat it.
• That's not food, don't put it in your mouth.
  
• The puppy can't come to church/grocery store with us.
• It doesn't matter that you're "not hungry" it's time to eat.
  
• Don't hit your brother
• Don't hit your sister
• Didn't I tell you not to hit?
  
• stop doing that
• One at a time
• Wait your turn
• Garbage on the floor of the public bathroom is NOT for you to play with (aka- DON'T TOUCH THAT!!)
• stop
• Stop
• STOP!!!
• Do not play with poop
• I don't care if it's dry dog poop, don't play with it
• THAT's Disgusting!! STOP!
• Don't spit
• Don't spit, even if he did it first
• WE DO NOT SPIT FOOD ON THE FLOOR!
• don't use your sleeve, you have a napkin
• not your sleeve
• not your pants
• Don't step on that, pick it up
  
• I SAID...
• DID YOU HEAR ME?!
• AM I talking to myself?
• Bugs belong outside
• No, a bug is not a good pet
  
• get your shoes
• WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES?!
• I said you need a coat
• Get a coat
• ARE YOU LISTENING?
• What did I say?

And..

• I said I love you
• that's awesome
• good job sharing
• You listened well today
• What a good helper!
  
• I'm so proud of you
• I love you to the moon and back
  
• wow, you're getting so smart
• you BUILT that? from legos?
  
• HOW did you figure that out?
• Can you stop growing?
  
• You will always be my baby.
  
• When did you grow up so fast?