Wednesday, February 25, 2009

For Sale

A home based business who wishes to remain anonymous.

Includes enough inventory to fill a house. You will need 3 of the largest uhauls they make to come pick it up from here and the warehouse it's clearing customs in. We'll throw in the ugly trailer if you have truck to tow it. We can't advise you how to store it, we're still trying to figure it out, ourselves

I think it makes a profit, but you'll need an accountant to figure that out and a private detective to find all the receipts we need for it for tax time. You should probably hire a tax attorney to stand by as well, since the pile of receipts in the file cabinets and scattered through the storage closet and garage system isn't really audit friendly.

Also included is the mascot. Among his tricks include stripping and flinging poopy diapers. We should have named it little-Apes.

If you're just interested in the mascot, I'm sure we could work out a deal as well.

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