Random kid things

So.. I sit here with the first 10 minutes of quiet in a long time. JM's a green booger making machine today, so DH had Sunday off (first in 3 weeks) so he took the olders to church, JM just went for a nap and I sit here with my ears ringing from the silence

So.. here are some of the things I hear in the back of my head now that I can hear it over the deafening noise that usually surrounds me.

spoken by the kids:

"Mom, do the eyes in the back of your head get wet when you wash your hair?" (I've told them that all moms get eyes on the back of their heads, so they have to behave even if my head isn't facing them, lol)

Similar to the "mommy look at me!!" honey, I have to watch the road right now, I can't turn around "then use the eyes on the back of your head"

"When we were babies in your stomach, Sonia and I came out first and left Kayla and JohnMichael playing in there"

"BALL!" pointing to rabbit poop (this is one of JM's 2 word vocabulary)

(THUD!!) "Ouch!!! Don't worry mommmy, I'm ok!!" when one of them tried to jump on the bed... the bottom bunk bed (duh)

To me immediately repeated by
(THUD!!) "OWWWHHHHHHH MOMMMMMY I hurt my head" (another kid, same action)

I'll remember more later, I think I hear them home already.